Poem to Submariner Child * Pinging Pete Chidori * Happy Birthday

Pampanito * Pampanito II * Night before Diego * Galloping Ghost * Xmas

Submarine Sailors * The Last Patrol * Down off Kashi-Ho * For I am a Submariner

* The Ballad of the Blue Beret * Submarine * Remember * Shops of the Devil *

 

 

A hundred fathoms from the bottom
And two hundred from the top
We're a lot more scared of pressure
Than the ash cans that they drop.
(All our nice clean cork might crack)

The lousy battery's gassing
The sound gear's on the blink
The fresh water line's discharging
Fuel oil in the sink.
(Couldn't fix it, Field Day)

The cook is busy making stew
The only meal he knows.
And someone has the wash bowl
Jammed with dirty clothes.
(Never mind your face; clean the boat)

We've tried to rise a little
For a looksee and a shot.
But the god-dammed boat won't surface
And the torpedoes won't run hot.
(Well it's clean, so there!)

We've never even seen a Jap
But all hands on board will swear
We'll exterminate all nasty dirt,
Fight a cockroach fair and square.
We're the joy of the ladies,
With this clean and spotless ship.
But give your heart and soul to God,
Because your ass goes to the Nip.

 

Gordon Hopper, USS Pampanito

 

 

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