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Sits & ^%$# Larry Hand RMCS(SS) USNRET Being the only source of news while on patrol, I invented a story about the Super Ionization Transfer System. The government had been able to move an apple from one side of a room to another by breaking down the Ions in the apple and reassembling them accross the room. This stired quite a large amount of intrest from the wardroom. As the days went by it seems the Soviets (not to be outdone) had come up with the Soviet Hyper Ionization Transfer System. with a full discription of their success. The wardroom was at the radio shack door after every AP broadcast to get more information. Finally told them the acronyms made the story. SITS and SHITS. |